This is going to take forever.

Between work, my son, my dog, trying to sell a house and Simpsons reruns, I just don’t have the time to devote to this! To make matters worse, Fox airs reruns of The Office at 7:30pm and 11pm. When am I ever going to find time to do this? (Just kidding…sorta.)

Anyway, the other day I was at a photo shoot and overheard a guy talking about putting together his portfolio and how easy it was to get online. The whole conversation really got on my nerves for two reasons.

1.    The person in question was a young, single, guy with no kids and no real responsibilities other than to try and not look hung over at work and to maintain his perpetual 5 o’clock shadow.
2.    I heard him say, “I don’t own a TV.”

Is it just me, or are people who say they don’t own a television or watch TV really creepy? When they say things, “I have more important things to do with my time than watch TV” do they assume I think he/she is a smart, worldly sage who should be revered for his/her wisdom and insight?

F&@k no!!! The first thing that pops into my mind when I meet one of these people is Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.

Buffalo Bill at his creepiest.

Perhaps this guy’s TV was broken. Perhaps he just moved and needs to buy a new one. The fact remains, he said “I don’t a TV”. Now I can’t help but think he has a congresswoman’s daughter holed up in his basement and is making a lamp shade out of his girlfriend.

Wow. I guess I kinda’ got off track. I needed to vent about that though. It’s been brewing inside me for a couple of days.

Anywho, I still have some more work to post and some other work to replace. I’m still trying to figure out how to get flash files to play in my posts. If anyone knows how to accomplish this task gimme’ a shout. Stay tuned!